husbands
"liz, do you really need an entire husbands section? the fandom section is right over there and you already listed your favori --"
dear reader, this is different. this is so, so, so different -- this is night and day. this is summer and fucking winter. these categories are on different continents! they cater to different demographics! *clearing my throat*. so, anyway, if you want to see me swoon over fictional characters, you've come to the right place.
x non-canon art is linked back to its artist and hosted on-site.
Q&A
| q. is this a selfshipping thing? | a. sort of but not really. i wouldn't want to date these guys if they were real, and the only one i am dating in my mind is my dearly beloved manjoume. |
| q. what's with the tags? | a. they're just cute little badges to give a quick rundown on how i feel about the boys. |
| q. what's your type? | a. in fictional men? prettyboys, the terminally annoying, the pathetic, the sickly, the charming, and the stubborn. in fictional women? there's some (a lot of) overlap. i adore stubborn/annoying characters. i also love the god complex girlies, the androgynous, the expressive, the double dealers, and the morally grey. my crush on vriska was a formative experience. real men are irrelevant. hot voices are also a huge plus. tl;dr, if they make me want to beat them up, it's probably love. |
| q. are you going to make a wives tab? | a. it's highly probable. i have a similar list of women stored somewhere. |
| q. what about live action characters? | a. i'm uncomfortable putting them here. that being said, syd from antiviral. |
manjoume jun (yu-gi-oh gx)
what an absolute loser!! my jun-chan is the worst rival ever and it never fails to amuse me. he is a pointy mess. there is a strong case to be made for his bisexuality. he devotes his entire life to card games. he is tarnished and stained. he never washes his coat and he wears black so that it won't show. this allegedly makes him smell "sour", which is fucking horrific. it is my god-given right to be patentedly abnormal about him, he is a study in everything pathetic and alluring. i had a dream where i hugged this crabby freak and i would give anything to get it back even though he is the worst hugger known to man and it's like hugging a right angle.
"I've faced setbacks that have saddled me with a massive inferiority complex, unmatched by anyone's!
"You could never comprehend the sheer scale of the inferiority complex held by someone three levels below the bottom of the barrel!"
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class
malewife
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alignment
lawful neutral
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archetype
tsundere
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passion
card games
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| cuteness level |
100%
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| card game skill |
70%
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deidara (naruto)
deidara is one of my most beloved husbands. he carries this harem alongside manjoume. his annoying wiles and artistic . . . idiocy . . . have captured my heart, body, and soul. my boy has the most gorgeous hair and he is smug to the point where i would want to deck him if i knew him on the street. luckily, he is spared this unfortunate fate by merit of being a cartoon, and i am spared the reprecussions of this fate by the merit of being real. my favorite things about him are his hidden intellegence and his not-so-hidden impulsivity. i do it better, but he does it pretty damn well.
"Art . . . is a explosion!"
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class
crazy ex
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alignment
chaotic neutral
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archetype
kichidere
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passion
art
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| cuteness level |
75%
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| art skill |
100%
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howl (howl's moving castle)
how is he this pretty, pathetic, and badass? we don't deserve him as a society. he's so lame. why is he so lame. he has captured my heart. i love how much of a mess he is. sophie needs to marry howl immediately if she wants to keep her man because i am closing in for the catch.
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class
diva
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alignment
bird
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archetype
jendere
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passion
his appearance
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| cuteness level |
90%
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| frivolity |
90%
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mahito (jujutsu kaisen) 
mahito has just recently joined the ranks, however, i can already tell that he's a keeper. he has deidara's vibes (pretty, chaotic man who mainly wants to have fun, dies an unhappy death) AND a shitty sense of style. i love his hair, did you notice that i like men with pretty hair? well if you didn't, now you do!! i want to braid it if it's the last thing i do (LOOK AT HIS HAIR).
"You shouldn't be a slave to 'indifference'. There's no need for consistency in your attitude towards life. If you hate them, kill them, just as you eat when you're hungry.
"I'll validate everything about you, Junpei."
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class
[redacted]
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alignment
chaotic evil
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archetype
yangire
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passion
exterminating humans
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| cuteness level |
70%
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| kill efficacy |
90%
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runner ups
characters i am currently too lazy to make profiles for. sasori, nie huaisang, wei wuxian, and tobirama will likely join the ranks at some point in the future. hover for more information, stream-of-consciousness style
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