hey there! i'm liz and this is my corner of the netscape. i built it from the ground up with some help from w3schools, stack overflow, and the mozilla documentation. you can find more specific credits in the credits tab on your leftup top!!
i am a terminal hobbyist, lover of music, shipper, blogger, and grass toucher. my natural habitats include snowy mountain peaks, fields glazed with light rain, the stamped end pages of a book, backlit trees under a cloudy sky, the archive of our own servers, and on tumblr dot com.
This site is a love letter to everything. I am a stone-cold optimist with enough love to go around.
oftentimes you will find me:
my besties are earthy and my sister. neither of them have personal websites, otherwise i'd plaster their links all over the place. it would be a veritable minefield of friend links here. i would be a holy terror about it.
"liz, do you really need an entire husbands section? the fandom section is right over there and you already listed your favori --"
dear reader, this is different. this is so, so, so different -- this is night and day. this is summer and fucking winter. these categories are on different continents! they cater to different demographics! *clearing my throat*. so, anyway, if you want to see me swoon over fictional characters, you've come to the right place. this is a dangerously revealing area of my website, so don't get on my ass too hard about it. i'll probably take this section in and out a lot, so enjoy it while it lasts
x non-canon art is linked back to its artist and hosted on-site.
q. is this a selfshipping thing? | a. sort of but not really. i wouldn't want to date these guys if they were real, and the only one i am dating in my mind is my dearly beloved manjoume. |
q. what's with the tags? | a. they're just cute little badges to give a quick rundown on how i feel about the boys. |
q. what's a whumpee? | a. see: whump. marge simpson potato meme i just think it's neat. |
q. are you really attracted to x? | a. if it says i am: yes. otherwise: no. |
what an absolute loser!! my jun-chan is the worst rival ever and it never fails to amuse me. he is a pointy bisexual mess. he devotes his entire life to card games. he is tarnished and stained. he never washes his coat and he wears black so that it won't show. this allegedly makes him smell "sour", which is fucking horrific. it is my god-given right to be patentedly abnormal about him, he is a study in everything pathetic and alluring. i had a dream where i hugged this crabby freak and i would give anything to get it back even though he is the worst hugger known to man and it's like hugging a right angle.
"I've faced setbacks that have saddled me with a massive inferiority complex, unmatched by anyone's!
"You could never comprehend the sheer scale of the inferiority complex held by someone three levels below the bottom of the barrel!"
class
malewife
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alignment
lawful neutral
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archetype
tsundere
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passion
card games
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cuteness level |
100%
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card game skill |
70%
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deidara is one of my most beloved husbands. he carries this harem alongside manjoume. his annoying wiles and artistic . . . idiocy . . . have captured my heart, body, and soul. my boy has the most gorgeous hair and he is smug to the point where i would want to deck him if i knew him on person. luckily, he is spared this unfortunate fate by merit of being a cartoon. my favorite things about him are his hidden intellegence and his not-so-hidden impulsivity. i do it better, but he does it pretty damn well.
Art . . . is a explosion!
class
crazy ex
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alignment
chaotic neutral
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archetype
kichidere
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passion
art
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cuteness level |
75%
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art skill |
100%
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mob's not my husband so much as my son, but he still needs a shout-out here because i would do literally anything for him. he is actually everything to me. mob, if you ever need someone to take a bullet for you for whatever reason, i volunteer. thanks for everything, shigeo, you're the best shounen protagonist to ever exist.
"I don't want to see anyone else hurting people, or anyone else getting hurt."
class
son
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alignment
neutral good
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archetype
kuudere
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passion
body improvement
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cuteness level |
100%
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fitness |
25%
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mahito has just recently joined the ranks, however, i can already tell that he's a keeper. he has deidara's vibes (pretty, chaotic man who mainly wants to have fun) AND a shitty sense of style. i love his hair, did you notice that i like men with pretty hair? well if you didn't, now you do!! i want to braid it if it's the last thing i do (LOOK AT HIS HAIR).
"You shouldn't be a slave to 'indifference'. There's no need for consistency in your attitude towards life. If you hate them, kill them, just as you eat when you're hungry.
"I'll validate everything about you, Junpei."
class
mistress
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alignment
chaotic evil
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archetype
yangire
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passion
exterminating humans
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cuteness level |
70%
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kill efficacy |
90%
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